My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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