The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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