Sry I called you an 8
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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