They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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