I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Green mimosas i think yes
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize