how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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