Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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