You surviving the open bar?
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I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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