I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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