i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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