Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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