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Wipe that smile off your face.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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