i used baking grease as lip gloss
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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