Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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