Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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