i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
