We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
it's great music for shaving your balls
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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