I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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