I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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