Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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