awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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