I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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