I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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