So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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