She announced her abortion via fbk
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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