fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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