Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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