You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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