please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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