I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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