my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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