i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
as a side note pls kill me
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