Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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