: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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