I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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