Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
she pinky promised me she was 18
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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