Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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