I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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