gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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