Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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