I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
