I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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