ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
they're like a gay fantastic four
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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