Define "chronic" masturbator.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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