It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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