Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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