Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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