i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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