I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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