I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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