normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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