So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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