I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Randomize
